That's the long and the hard of it...

    Woman: Can I have birth control?
    Government: No.
    Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
    Government: No.
    Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
    Government: No.
    Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
    Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
    Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
    Government: Too bad.
    Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
    Government: Do you have a penis?
    Man: YES, YES I DO!!
    Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
    Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
    Woman: But-
    Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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WHO DOESN’T?!

    WHO DOESN’T?!

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I’d marry them.


    I’d marry them.

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    It’s dangerous to go Solo…

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    THIS!

    THIS!

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    THIS.

    THIS.

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    This happened last night. 

    I really don’t care what you think of the President. Take it to the polls. But this made me smile. 

    barackobama:

    think-progress:

    Obama sings! He sings Al Green!

    In the office late tonight, we all just took a break to huddle around someone’s computer and grin like idiots at this.

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    This was meant for me to dislike the Girl Scouts. It backfired!! notyourkinddear:

    ethiopienne:

    labocat:

    Taken from the Honest Girl Scouts campaign. For a campaign trying to get people /not/ to buy cookies and /not/ support the GSUSA, this is doing an awful lot to suddenly make me want /to/ support the GSUSA. (and I’m saying this a a former Girl Scout of about 6 years who hasn’t bought cookies in years because they’re too expensive). 

    I see so much acceptance here, and especially in a time in children’s lives where acceptance is so important, taking that away from them is just cruel.

    LOL at the idea of this making me not want to support them.

    Exactly. But you know, this is the exact language (like “hiding ‘transgenders’ - boys who wish they were girls - in Girl Scout troops through out the U.S.”) that appeals to many bigots. And makes me want to kick this “Honest” org in the teeth.

    So, for peeps who want to buy cookies, find your local troupe HERE.

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    Only focus on what you CAN do.

    (Source: facebook.com)

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